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Funny doormats that don’t lie…
I absolutely LOVE to design funny, cool and sometimes rude saying doormats! I think they are hilarious! They also make awesome housewarming gift ideas in my opinion.
Here you will find my most favorites!
Check out my whole collection above and pick one for your home! 🙂
Funny Crying Face Drawing Doormat that says GO AWAY!
The doormat is usually the first thing visitors see when they arrive at your doorstep…. Sometimes we are jut not up for a visit… Or maybe we are… Whatever your mood is on a certain day, let your guests know beforehand… with your doormat!
I personally designed each and every one of these unique doormats that say it like it is! (This one in the picture is straight to the point I guess…)
Now it’s up to your unexpected visitor to take a hint…
“I am pretending I’m not home!” Funny Rude Doormat
We’ve all been there… (but pretended we were not…)
C’mon, don’t lie now..
We have all been home many times when the doorbell rang but pretended we were not…
This funny doormat is simply saving you the trouble to have to pretend and stay quiet for much longer…
“No Overnight Guests! We are NOT a Hotel!” Rude (but honest) Doormat
To be honest this is probably one of the most truthful doormats out there!
We hate overnight guests!
We are not a hotel!
With this doormat you will never have to make up excuses anymore…
(You can thank me later…)
Cute Bearded Dragon Doormat
There’s no pretending now…
We want to know what you are doing here and what do you want!
Use this cute and funny beardie photo design doormat when you want to make your future visitors smile! (And yes, we love lizards and we are proud owners of a cute beardie too!)
Funny Welcome to Heaven Clouds Design Doormat
Just giving you the heads up…
You are dead! But you made it to Heaven! Yay you!!
This fun blue sky and fun clouds design doormat will definitely make everyone laugh before they get inside your home! (oops, I mean, ‘Heaven’…)
Cool Doormat for Coffee Lovers!
This fun coffee color design doormat will let your guests know beforehand there will be a nice and hot cup of coffee waiting for them!
Great housewarming gift idea, don’t you think?
(I bet you will be the first to visit…)
Rude Message Pink Design Doormat
This rude hot pink color design doormat will always greet your visitors with a truthful message…. If you haven’t called before coming, don’t even thing about ringing the bell!
“All Aliens Welcome” Cool and Creative Doormat!
Let your visitors know you don’t discriminate against anyone! Alien or not!
All Aliens are welcome!
No questions asked!
If you come in peace, you can come in!